Monday, October 19, 2009

noah's wife

In the familiar story of Noah, his wife's name is never mentioned. She's just "Noah's wife." In our house, we call her "Yesah." Anyway, I've been thinking about her a lot today.

First, in case you missed the news, we got a dog this weekend. He's a lovely 5-year-old spaniel and wonderfully laid-back... a good fit for us. Oh, and yes, Wesley is a "HE" dog, so I'm even more outnumbered. Last night, Mr. Kenobi and I were day-dreaming about buying a house in the country, where our kids (and dog) could run around outside and I'd have a big vegetable garden and lots and lots of wonderful "farm" animals, like chickens, sheep and maybe a cow.

We smiled wistfully at the thoughts of a farm house... a rambling road to our place... wood-burning fires and home-canned jams... me knitting and baking whole-grain breads and planning out homeschool lessons. The boys making tree-houses and fishing in the creek. Mr. Kenobi chopping firewood and tossing hay into the barn, just like Pa Ingalls. Everyone just happy as can be.

Ahem... back to reality today.

I have two mouse traps set, one on each side of my piano. I also have a bruised finger from getting it caught in not one, not two, but three snaps of the trap. Thanks to Mr. Kenobi for talking me through the process over his cell phone, as I cursed at that stupid trap and thought about selling the house. He kindly offered to come home from work, but I really didn't want to wait (and risk that mouse going anywhere else). I will, however, definitely let him do the "man's work" of taking the (hopefully single, dead) mouse out of our house after he gets home. Please pray that it does its work.

The fact that I'm only setting traps at 11 am is a bit disconcerting, considering I thought I saw a black flash on the floor when I was nursing the baby several hours ago. I tried to look around, but figured I must have just had a weird angle from the side of my glasses and a reflection. Not sure how long this visitor has been in our home, but I'm going to try not to think about it.

Oh wait - life even gets better...

Obi-2, Wesley, and I went out the front door (Obi-3 is sleeping upstairs) to play a bit in front of our house. Turns out Wesley is definitely a cat-chaser, and Bill (the spunky cat next door, in a house approximately 25 feet from ours) is not excited about the new neighbor. Perhaps I can plant daisies in my garden instead of forks next year? Wesley practically tore my shoulder out, so we went back inside.

As I turned on the front hall light switch, I saw a swarm (yes, swarm) of ants crawling all over the front wall (inside) of our house. One is even inside a picture frame. How does this happen!?!? They are covering the soccer ball, the shoes, the bench. It's disgusting. I sprayed down and cleaned everything with tea-tree oil cleaner and baking soda, which is supposedly toxic to ants. All of this while trying to keep silent so as not to spook the mouse out from the piano, and keep Obi-2 from opening the door (thus letting more ants in, and Wesley out to find Bill). I scrubbed the front hall walls, then the floors, and I'm still not confident that this is over.

I'm not sure I can stay in my own home today, even though it's pouring and forecasted to keep raining all week. If one more animal invades my space, I may turn in MY resignation. :-)

4 comments:

R J said...

AAAAAAAAHGHGHGHGHHGHGH! I HATE ants. You were too nice to them. I woudl have brought out the hair spray, Raid, and then grabbed the gasoline-filled spray-bottle in one hand and a lighter in the other (and yeah, I have done that a couple of times in the past...)

MamaToo said...

but that wouldn't have been safe for the kids & dog... ;-) (not to mention I'm not nearly as handy with fire as I am with tea tree oil)

Smile said...

I wish we knew about tea tree oil when we lived in the Bay Area. We also went through mice issues in Boston. Sorry about your fingers getting trapped :( We used icky, sticky traps. You'd have to squish the trap down to make sure the mice were definitely stuck inside...

Okay, now I'm freaking myself out thinking about our past ant and mice problems! I'm praying for you -- and your Little House on the Prairie ;)

Anonymous said...

We have the same fate with ants and mice across the street from you. Kiki has been good at catching mice (at least 3 within the past month or so), but the ants keep venturing on the kitchen table, even though we keep squishing them one by one, leaving them there in a piece of paper towel. Who said that the smell of a dead ant is a sure repellent to other ants? We also use regular ant poison along their path that is usually out of reach.
Good luck on this! Let me know if you’d like to borrow the cat… just kidding ;)
When I read the first part about your imagined life in the country, I was thinking to myself that you are already doing all these wonderful things (knitting, baking, etc.)!
Signed: the French woman across the street